Monday, August 21, 2006

If you were Satan's Pawn, what would be your purpose??

I like the thought that I'm being used by Satan to lead astray the children of god. Seriously, that's pretty funny.

If I am truly a pawn of the devil, my purpose is to deflect the spirit. Emphacize cynicism. Encourage lightmindedness and carnal behavior. Stand at a window of the great and spacious building and dissuade my family and friends off their "path".

Actually I have more of a "to each his own" attitude about religion right now. But I still wish Satan were manipulating me. Maybe I'll get lucky someday...

8 comments:

Sister Mary Lisa said...

Making the sign of the cross in your general direction right now as I type...it does kinda hinder my speed but I will do my best!

LOL. Sheece. I found out it was my friend who moved to UT who felt like she should call my RS president (who I visit teach...and who is my friend, I thought.) so that is how the letter came about. I may actually have to post my e-mail conversation with my friend in UT today, to give Satan some more ammo against me.

Rebecca said...

Good luck with the whole Satan thing...

Arizona Expositor said...

To each their own is a good ideal La, but it's tough with the TBM's and all of the bible thumpers out there. It seems each of us here is pretty comfortable with where we are at, I just wish our loved ones were comfortable with where we are at. Is that too much to ask for?

Oh well who am I to figure this all out I am former Mormon/Lutheran now leaning towards Reform Judaism. Maybe satan has us all by the gonads?

Just some thoughts...

Simeon's Peep Stone said...

It's an interesting thought. If we are already apostate sons and daughters of perdition, we might as well get something out of it. I guess you should have made your deal with the devil before you left the Morg. Now you have no bargaining power. ha ha

Eight Hour Lunch said...

Pawn? Pawn?? I'm staging a coup! Satan had better watch his ass because pretty set on taking his job.

La said...

Woo-hoo!! Can I come work for you? I SO want to be a pawn, but Simeone says I've lost that window. But, if there's a new Satan... :)

Just one of many said...

Right now I am hearing a Rolling Stones tune in my head!! La, you might just be my twin!

Sister Mary Lisa said...

I'm so not listening to your voices right now. Saying: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! all day long. Wait, are you still there? Cool. What's up?

L