Sunday, November 19, 2006

To the one Male who has ruined me...

I am, of course, speaking of my son. To my son on your second birthday:

You're a booger. A gigantic one. May one day the terror you have inflicted on us thus far be returned upon you at least five-fold. Possibly ten.

May your children be hyperactive. May you groan as your parents buy your children obnoxiously noisy toys which your children will love to sound over and over again. May their heads find every surface to knock against, to the point where you mostly don't worry about head wounds.

May they have the most mischievous eyes EVER. May they grin at you and your heart melts and you can't help but scoop them in your arms. May they be able to get away with murder.

I love you, boy.




Christy said...

Happy birthday to your little man! One smile does make my heart melt, I will agree to that!

Sister Mary Lisa said...

I love this post. How awesome little boys can be...even if their obnoxious and mischievous streaks are a mile wide.

Eric said...

I'll always love you, buddy.

J. said...

That was fantastic! We'll have to do that for our next son when he arrives.

That was beautiful!

*claps heartily!*