*Buying bras at anywhere besides Lane Bryant is a waste of time and money. (LB's bras are the best for my shape and size, and they are what turned my self-esteem around. Seriously. I had always wanted a breast reduction until the fateful day when I put on a Cacique bra from LB. They have changed me.)
*Don't mix your liquors.
*Don't drink on an empty stomach, or a full one (in my case)
*An extra 50% off of an already reduced 75% clearance is a fabulous sale. Makes for cheap-ass shopping. (NOT cheap ass shopping. I've never shopped for ass, clearanced or otherwise.)
*Some laws just don't make sense.
*Parents are people too.
*Sex really is a motivational factor for most males.
*Just because you can have a baby, doesn't necessarily mean you should.
*Maintenance is the key, baby. Cars, house cleaning, hair and body, you name it.
What other things does simply living life teach us?