*Spring/Summer clothes shopping has never been more exciting.
*Seeing 2 full-size church buildings on one city corner now enrages you.
*Shopping on Sunday has become your new "Going to Church".
*You can name all the bars in Utah County. All 5 of them.
*During conversations with non-Mos (aka "normal" people) you noticeably DON'T decide to put their names on temple prayer rolls.
*You (thankfully) don't own dressy enough clothing to attend Sunday meetings.
*Gourmet sodas and cupcakes just don't do it for you anymore.
*Hearing about your co-workers temple visit makes you want to physically shake them.
*You get why Multi-Level Marketing is such a big deal in these parts.
*You're actively looking for friends in Salt Lake County.