You might be an ExMo in Utah County if:

*Spring/Summer clothes shopping has never been more exciting.

*Seeing 2 full-size church buildings on one city corner now enrages you.

*Shopping on Sunday has become your new "Going to Church".

*You can name all the bars in Utah County. All 5 of them.

*During conversations with non-Mos (aka "normal" people) you noticeably DON'T decide to put their names on temple prayer rolls.

*You (thankfully) don't own dressy enough clothing to attend Sunday meetings.

*Gourmet sodas and cupcakes just don't do it for you anymore.

*Hearing about your co-workers temple visit makes you want to physically shake them.

*You get why Multi-Level Marketing is such a big deal in these parts.

*You're actively looking for friends in Salt Lake County.